〰️ J.D. Vance: "America's Hitler" 〰️ Jeffrey Epstein: "My Closest Friend" 〰️ Himself: A Dictator on "Day One" 〰️ Ted Cruz: "A Pathological Liar" 〰️ Lindsay Graham: "A race-baiting, xenophobic, religious bigot” 〰️ His Teachers: "The dumbest goddamn student I ever had!" 〰️ His Ex-Wife: "He raped me."